A man dies and goes to heaven...

He is standing in front of the pearly gates when saint Peter stands before him and asks "What have you done to be here?"

The man says "Well ten years ago I gave $1 to the Red Cross"

Saint Peter asks "is that all?"

The man then says "Well 5 years ago I gave $1 to some charity that I can't remember the name"

Saint peter asks "is that all?"

The man then says "yeah"

Saint peter says "well in that case here is your $2 back and you can go to hell!"

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