He is standing in front of the pearly gates when saint Peter stands before him and asks "What have you done to be here?"
The man says "Well ten years ago I gave $1 to the Red Cross"
Saint Peter asks "is that all?"
The man then says "Well 5 years ago I gave $1 to some charity that I can't remember the name"
Saint peter asks "is that all?"
The man then says "yeah"
Saint peter says "well in that case here is your $2 back and you can go to hell!"
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