Of course, him being a devout man throughout his life, he was astounded. But he still had some questions about how God saw humanity and the Earth. He asked God; "How much is all the time in the world worth to you?" "Just a minute." God replied. The man then asked- "How much is all the money in the world worth to you?" "A penny." God replied. The man had an idea, and asked- "God, can I have a penny?" "Give me a minute."
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