...St. Peter asks him, "Hast thou done anything that wishes to qualify to enter heaven?"
The man ponders and replies that he can think of one thing.
"One time these group of bikers were harassing this old lady, I told them to stop but they didn't, so I walked up to the biggest most heavily tattooed biker, ripped out his nose ring, threw him off his bike, kicked the bike over and yelled to them 'Leave her alone or you'll answer to me!'"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this all happen?" He asked
The man replies, "Just a few minutes ago."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.