He was just filling up his gas tank, the only thing out of place was the cigarette. He knew it was dumb but he was in a hurry that day and just plain didn't care. Lo and behold he spilled a little gas on his arm, and after that all it took was a piece of ash and his fate was sealed. He was near the fire extinguisher but a state trooper saw him first, and put a bullet in his head before he could put it out.
I suppose he deserved it for having an illegal fire arm.
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