A man decides to go climbing one day

First he scales snowy Exposition Mountain. When he gets to the top, he takes a breather and then heads back down. About 5 minutes down he realizes he forgot his ice pick. He doesn't go back though, because he always keeps a spare.

The man had such a fun time climbing that he decides to go again next weekend. He does so and increases in elevation, which makes it a rising action.

The man reaches the top once again, and finds his old ice pick sitting right where he left it.

"Whelp," he says. "It looks I've reached the climb-axe."

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