After years of therapy a man has a break through and confronts his father.
**Son** Father, I have been in therapy and realized that you have almost never told me the truth about any thing.
**Father** Well, son, I must admit, looking back, it is true.
**Son** ALMOST ALWAYS, Except, oddly, when ever you had just used the bath room.
**Father** Again, It seems like you found me out.
**Son** But why only then!? It is the question that sent me to therapy in the first place!
The father looks at his grown son quizzically and responds
"I thought that was obvious, those were the only times I wasn't full of shit."
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