A man comes out of a bar piss drunk...

...and starts patting with his hands on all the parked cars roofs.

Some guy walks by and asks him what he's doing.

"I'm looking for my car" He answers.

"You'll never find it that way" The man said.

"Yes I will. Mine has a blue light on top."

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