A man comes home to moaning and groaning

Curious, the man walks upstairs...

**Reader Reaction: UH OH! What's going to happen here? I can't imagine it being good news for the man though!**

He opens his door and he sees his wife laying there completely naked...

**Reader Reaction: Completely naked? Something fishy's going on here...**

The wife screams, "Help! Help! I'm having a heart attack!" In a panic, the man scrambles downstairs for the phone...

**Reader Reaction: Oh my goodness! She's having a heart att... Wait... Oh dear. I know what's going on... That's cruel for the man and a bit snide from the wife there. I hope the man finds out and kicks her into touch!"**

He sees his son and his son says, "Hey Dad, Uncle Timmy came by earlier and he and Mom have been in the bedroom all afternoon, making weird noises." Enraged, the man marches back upstairs...

**Reader Reaction: Hooray! Look out Uncle Timmy because here he comes! This isn't going to be pretty..."**

He marches into the room, opens the closet and sees a trembling Uncle Timmy sat there in the corner, naked. The man screams, "My wife's having a heart attack and all you're gonna do about it is sit there butt naked in MY wardrobe?"

**Reader Reaction: Well... I wasn't expecting that! Maybe it's the best outcome, no one is hurt and everyone can move on as a family. I just hope this love affair doesn't continue!**

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