A man comes home to find his wife ready to leave,

, packing her bags.
He asks, "What happened honey? Where are you going?"

Wife replies, "I am leaving you, I know you are a pedophile."

Man exclaims, "Wow! 'Pedophile', that's a big word for an 8 year old."

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