A man calls his friend with whom he was drinking last night...

- Did we drink beer yesterday?
- Sure we did.
- Did we drink whiskey?
- Of curse.
- Did we drink rocket fuel?
- And this happened...
- Did you go to the bathroom?
- No???
- And don't go! I am calling you from Tokyo!

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