He's carrying a bag in each hand so he has trouble keeping his balance. After a couple of minutes he finally falls over and drops both bags. One of them breaks open and reveals a lot of five dollar bills.
A police officer sees this and comes over to help. As he sees the bag full of money, he gets suspicious and asks: "Where did you get all that cash?"
The guy says: "Well, I own a garden next to a tennis court and during breaks people often go there to take a piss. So i always stand there with a big knife and say: 'Gimme five bucks or I'll cut it off!'"
"Ok...what's in the other bag?"
"Well, everyone doesn't pay..."
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