... and his little nephew Timmy answers the phone. The man says, "Can I talk to your daddy?"
Timmy says, "No, he's busy."
The man says, "Can I talk to your mommy?"
Timmy says, "No, she's busy too."
The man says, "Well is there anyone else at the house?"
Timmy says, "Yeah, the police."
The man becomes alarmed and says, "What's wrong? Can I talk to one of the policemen?"
Timmy says, "No, they're all busy."
The man gets frustrated and says, "Why is everyone so damn busy?"
Timmy lets out a hushed giggle and says, "They're looking for me!"
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