The salesman gives him a tip, before letting him take off on his newly acquired vehicle; "if you apply Vaseline on it before it rains, it will protect the shine of the paint." The man stops at a local convenience store, and buys a jar of Vaseline for future use; which he puts inside his jacket's pocket.
He cruises the city for hours on his bike, and even picks up this sexy, quirky chick, and brings her for a ride. She gets him to drop her at home, and invites him in for dinner... "We have 1 rule of the house sort of thing. The first persons who talks, while within the confine of the house has to do the dishes."
They enter the house, and dirty dishes lay everywhere. The living room is full of hem, the hallway, the kitchen (aside from the dinner table)... They sit down to eat, and there were 4 persons at the the table. The mother, the sister, the lady he had given a ride to, and the father. The mother starts playing footsies with him under the table, and things get uncomfortable. He grabs the mother, throws her on the table, and fucks her brains out. The sister rips her shirt open, he grabs her throws her on the table and fucks her. The other woman looks at him with a smile, and fucks her on the table as well. Nobody, through all of this, uttered anything even close to being a word.
After all that, the biker looks outside, and it's starting to drizzle out there. He takes out his jar of Vaseline pensively, and the father starts to shout, "ok, ok, I'll do the fucking dishes!"
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