He decides to test it at dinner one night. He asks his son what he did that afternoon.
Son: "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the son.
Son: "Ok, ok. I was at a friend's house watching a movie."
Dad: "What movie did you watch?"
Son: "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son: "Ok, ok, we were watching porn."
Dad: "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom: "Well, at least this isn't a repost."
The robot slaps the mother.
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