Man: Do you want to go to the ballgame?
Old man: What?
Man: Do you want to go to the BALLGAME?
Old man: WHAT?
Man: I said, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BALLGAME?
Old man: No I'm going to the ballgame.
*My grandfather told me this one this weekend. He's losing his hearing and has a sense of humor.
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