Boy: Father?
Priest: Yes?
Boy: I been thinking reeaal hard about something and i just can't figure it out.
Priest: Figure what out?
Boy: I just can't figure out if God is black or white. Do you know?
[*The priest chuckled*]
Priest: Son, you see there isn't a simple answer for that but i'd say God is both.
[*the boy walked off with a puzzled look*]
[*30 minutes later the boy comes back*]
Boy: Listen, i've thought about what you said and now i'm wondering whether God is a boy or a girl.
[*Again the Priest answered both*]
[*still confused the boy walked away and came back an hour later*]
Boy: Okay, so after all you've told me i still have one more question.
Priest: Well, what is it?
Boy: Is God Michael Jackson?
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