A person at the party comes up to him and says:
"What are you supposed to be?"
"I'm premature ejaculation." He says.
"What?" The person asks.
"I'm premature ejaculation." He says again.
"But what did you dress up as?" The person asks.
He replies: "Oh, nothing, I just came in my pants."
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