I finally got a date but all i have that is good enough for a fancy restaurant is this belt. So the fellow roommates offer him items to help him. One says have my hat another says you can take my suit a third says you can have my shoes the 4th says and my Tie and way in the back of the room a man shouts AND MY AXE
(i have no idea but i spelled Axe wrong pls send help)
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