They have been married for years, and as many marriages do, things start to get dull. They decide they need to seek out new activities to keep their relationship going. They go to new restaurants, travel more, take dance lessons together, the works. But still, as they try all these new things, eventually their relationship returns back to that old stale state they are very much trying to avoid.
They become desperate. They seek counseling, read relationship books, all that stuff. Still it's not working. Finally one day the husband is so desperate he decides to ask his wife, "hey honey I've been thinking of a new game we can try with each other that might be fun."
The wife is desperate as well and is willing to try just about anything, so she says "sure, what's the game?" The husband explains that the purpose of the game is to somehow make him both happy and angry at the same time. The wife thinks about it for a while and asks, "are you sure about this?" "Of course I'm sure," the husband responds. After thinking about it some more she tells him, "okay so out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
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