A man and his wife have been married for 70 years

One day the man decides to venture into the attic, in the attic he finds a small box with four cloth dolls and one hundred thousand dollars inside. He took the box down to his wife and asked her about the box. She says that when they got married her mother told her to sew a cloth doll whenever she got mad with her husband. The man was touched after seventy years of marriage there were only four dolls on the box. He then asks her where all the money came form and she says.

"Honey, that's all the money I made selling the dolls."

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