As they are laying down to sleep, the husband squeaks out a fart. His wife turns to him and asks, "what was that?"
He smiles and says, "field goal, 3 points".
His wife smiles back, farts loudly and says "Touchdown! 6 points"
The man, not to be outdone by his wife strains to fart so much that he shits the bed.
His wife asks again, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
He replies, "Halftime. Switch sides."
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