... so they go to a sex therapist. The therapist says, "I have an exercise you can do to reinvigorate your sex life. First, you need to buy grapes and doughnuts, the ones with the holes in the middle. When you get home, take your clothes off and sit on the floor facing each other. Husband, you try to roll the grapes into your wife's vagina and if you make it in, crawl over and eat the grape out of her vagina. Wife, you try to throw the doughnuts and land them on your husband's dick. If you make it, crawl over and eat the doughnut off his dick."
So off they go. And it works fabulously. So fabulously that they tell their friends how well it worked.
Another couple also having sex problems decides to go to this therapist. The therapist chats them up for a few minutes and then says, "I'm sorry, I don't think I can help you."
The couple says, "You helped our friends! Why can't you help us?"
And the therapist says, "Well, I can try. First, you need to get some apples and Cheerios..."
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