She gets so angry that she reaches over and cuts her husband's penis off and throws it out of the window.
Driving some number of yards behind them is a man and his 5-year-old daughter. The severed penis hits the windshield and sticks. Panicking, the father turns the windshield on high and bats the penis off. There's a moment of silence as the man tries to think of a way to explain to his daughter what just happened.
"Daddy, what was that?" She asks.
He blurts out, "Oh, it was...a bug, honey."
She lowers her head and looks confused. "Oh. Well...that bug had big dick."
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