When the little boy asks his dad what the dogs are doing, he explains that they're making puppies.
Later that night, the man and his wife are going at it hot and heavy in the bedroom. The little boy stumbles in unannounced. In a panic, the parents hurriedly gather themselves.
The boy asks, "daddy, what are you and mommy doing?"
"Well..." his father says, "we were making babies, son."
"Quick, dad," the boy shouts. "Roll her over! I'd rather have puppies."
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