And they notice the woman selling the tickets is not only gorgeous, but has amazing boobs as well. The first friend insists his buddy goes and buys the tickets in an attempt to hit it off with her. He watches from a distance, they talk briefly, and then she quickly slaps his friend across the face.
His friend returns, face down and defeated. He asks him what went wrong, his friend replies "I think I had one of those Freudian slips, instead of asking 'Can I have two tickets to Pittsburg?' I think I asked 'Can I have two pickets to Tittsburg?'
Laughing, he tells his friend "The same thing happened to me this morning, I tried to ask my wife 'Honey can you pass the milk?' and instead I said 'You fucking cunt you ruined my life.'"
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