A little boy spends the afternoon watching some builders at work on a neighbor's house. When he goes inside his mother asks him what he's been doing. "Learning about building," he replies. "and what did you learn?" she asks. "Well," the boy replies. "First, you put the goddamn door up. Then the son of a bitch doesn't fit, so you have to take the cocksucker down. Then you have to shave a cunt's hair off each side and put the motherfucker back up." "Good god!" his mother exclaims. "Just wait till your father gets home!" When his father returns, he hears the whole story and goes to the little boys bedroom. "That was appalling language to use in front of your mother!" he says. "You've got to be punished. "Go and get me a switch!" "What?" the little boy replies. "Fuck you-that's the electrician's job!"
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