His wife is sitting reading her ipad when he says while throwing her coat
"we're going out to the pub tonight,here's your coat!"
she stands up and puts on her coat and follows the two men towards the door when her husband turns round to her and asks
"where are you going? Me and John are going to the pub, and i've turned the heating off"
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