She asks her dad if she can have the dress, he replies;
"You know the rules sweetie, if you want the dress, you have to blow me." "But you're my dad!" She replies. "Well, it depends if you want that dress"he counters. Reluctantly, she does it. Afterwards, she asks her father, "Dad, why did your willy taste so weird?", which the dad replies, "Well, your brother wanted a bike."
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