they find that by mistake they've booked a twin room, not a double.
After they get into their beds and turn off the light the guy starts to feel a bit horney and asks his girl to come over to his bed to get it on. As she's making her way over, in the dark he hears a thump, as she trips on the rug and falls over.
"Oh sweeetie, are you ok? Did you fall and hurt yourself? Poor you, come here and let me kiss it better" he says and they get it on.
Minutes later he's shot his load and the single bed is getting uncomfortable so she decides to head back to her bed. On the way over there's another loud thump as she trips over..."Clumsy fucking bitch" he says.
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