A Man and a Woman are on their Honeymoon...

A man and a woman are on their honeymoon in Jamaica and the husband had recently gotten a tattoo on his dick that read "Wendy" when he was hard. Now, when he was soft all that could be seen of the tattoo was "Wy." Anyways, the couple decides to go to a nude beach cause why not? They get to the nude beach and the husband spots a local with the same "Wy" tattoo on the local's penis. The husband is stoked, not only did he want to show off his own dick tattoo and show the local that they had the same tattoo soft, he wanted to also know what his said when he was hard. So they walk up and they get to talking about it. The husband goes "Hey we've got the same wy tattoo! Mine says Wendy when it's hard, what about yours?" The Jamaican then replies "it says Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day."

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