A man and a woman are interviewing with the FBI

After days of grueling physical and mental challenges, there remains just one more challenge. The interviewer hands the man a gun and tells him to go into a nearby room and kill the person in there.

The man comes out a moment later, shaken. Out of earshot of the woman, he tells the instructor "That was my wife in there! How could you ask me to shoot her? I could never do that!" The instructor reaponds "Don't worry, the gun wasn't loaded. We just wanted to make sure you're a thinker and not a killing machine."

The instructor hands the woman the gun and gives her the same instructions. She goes into the room and for a moment there is silence, then a series of loud thuds punctuated by screaming. She comes out a moment later, hair mussed up, panting and covered in blood. She angrily tells the instructor "This gun isn't loaded you dumbass. I had to beat my husband to death with the chair he was sitting in."

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