A guy walks into a broffle with $500 and asks for the
biggest, fattest black lady they had . So they gave him the
cleaner , after that they went up to a room , The guy says "Take
off your clothes and lie on the bed" so the cleaner goes ahead
and takes her clothes of and lies on the bed , the guy asks her
while she's lying down to spread her pussy open as far as she
can , so she does excatly what he says to . She then gets to the
point where she can't spread it open any more and it's spread as
far as it can go , so the man says " hold it right there keep
your pussy as it is " the man stays there and looks at her pussy
for the next few minutes then tells the lady to leave. As she
walks out the door then the bar tender walks in and says " are
you out of your mind you just wasted $500 bucks and you didn't
even get to fuck her god your a dickhead then the other man
replies with " nah mate i didn't waste any of my money its just
that earlier today i bought a big black sofa and i just wanted
to see what pink pillows would look like on my new lounge".
GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHA
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