They get a drink together at the Flannigan Pub, and his father, wearing a blue polo shirt, looks him in the eye and says "son, I'm very proud of you and now that you're a father and have a son of your own, I think it's time I give you something"
"Dad, you don't mean what I think you do?"
"I do, son" says the man's father
Out of his right front pocket, he pulls out a small, thick book that says it is "1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition".
Just then, a bartender asks them if they'd like another drink, or to try the house special. Wondering what the "house special is", they inquire about it only to be told that it is a special blend of ancient herbs from Guantanamo that are best combined with top shelf, Irish vodka.
"A bomb of ethnicity in your mouth", the bartender says.
The two agree to have a last shot, and while the bartender is meticulously crafting the beverage, the son, with tears in his eyes, thanks his father for the gift of a near endless arsenal of dad jokes at his disposal now.
"Dad, truly, I'm honored", the son says.
To which his father replies, "hi honored, I'm dad"
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