An older producer sits behind her desk and says, "This is not your average porn job. We have standards. For one, you must be able to act."
"I once played King Richard the third in a Central Park Shakespeare troupe. I can act."
"Well, that is impressive," she replies, "but now it's down to brass tacks. Time to drop trou and inspect your goods."
The man stood and lowered his pants. She squinted. Came around her desk and bent over for a closer look with a magnifying glass in hand. Then frowned. "Don't you think that's too small?" She asked.
"Only on some occasions."
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