"You know man, we don't have to be alone. We can be friends with each other!" says the first.
"Alright, seems good."
"So, where are you from? I'm from the US myself."
"I'm from the US too!"
"Well then, a swig for the Americans?"
\*They both take a swig from their bottles*
"Where did you live? I myself lived in New Jersey."
"Same here my good man!"
"Well then, another swig it is! Which college did you go to? I went to Rutgers."
"Same here!"
"Which graduation class were you in? I graduated in '89."
"Same again my friend!"
At this point, one of the other patrons of the bar shakes his head incredulously and asks the bartender "That's quite a series of coincidences, isn't it?"
The bartender replies "Oh no, it's not what you think. It's just the Smith twins getting drunk again."
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