"Just one hundred and I'll do _anything_ you want," the prostitute whispered in his ear.
They rushed up to his room. But searching his pockets he discovered his wallet lacking. "I don't have a hundred dollars, " he explained.
The prostitute looked pensive and considered the situation. "Well, that's OK," he replied, hitching up his dress. "Because I don't have a pussy either."
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