(My old coach used to tell me this joke all the time)
There is a little known fact about Heaven and Hell. When they were created, God built a fence between them. God and Satan agreed that they would both keep their sides of the fence in good shape.
Time went by and God upheld his side of the deal, but Satan let his side of the fence crumble into disuse. God had enough of this and went to Saint Peter.
"Saint Peter, I want to sue Satan for not upholding his side of the bargain," God said to Peter.
Saint Peter responded, "That's fine, God, but you're going to loose. Satan has all the good lawyers on his side!"
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