Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train.
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and
said, 'oh yes she is.'
Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be
seen too clearly.
Take a vacation, go to Club Dead.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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