A little kid on a plane asks a flight attendant, "How come people can have babies, but planes can't have baby planes?"

The flight attendant tells the kid that is a question for the pilot.

She takes the kid to the cockpit and introduces the child to pilot and tells him to ask his question.

The kid asks the pilot "Why do people have babies but planes don't have baby planes?"

The pilot responds, "I can't speak for the other airlines, but this one always pulls out on time."

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