A married couple that has been hit hard by the recent struggles in the economy decides that it's best that the woman work the local street corner for money while the man is away at his own job. So the next day, when the man leaves for work, the woman goes down and starts offering her services on the corner. In the evening, when the man comes home, he asked the wife, "How did you do?" She replied, "Pretty well, all considering. I walked with three hundred dollars and fifty cents." Getting angry at the idea of someone else taking advantage of her, the man asks, "What asshole paid fifty cents?!"
"What do you mean honey? All of them did."
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