"Pwease sir can i have a wabbit?"
The store owner looks at the angelic creature in front of him and his heart melts.
"Of course little girl, would you like a white one, or a black one" He asks.
"Well to be honest mithter" replies the girl "I dont weally think my python gives a fuck".
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