the little girl is playing in the grass. She sees two bugs on top of each other making sweet bug love and asks her father "What are those?" He said "It's a grandaddy long-leg." Then she asks "Well what's the one on top?" and he told her "Well, that's a grandaddy long-leg also. After being confused for a few seconds she quickly stomps on them. The father says "What did you do that for?!?" and she yells "I'm not having any of that gay shit in MY yard!!!"
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