While she's trying out dresses in front of the mirror with the help of her mother, she turns to her and asks:
"Mommy, can I get pregnant if a boy kisses me?"
The mother finds the question adorable and deciding that it's absolutely okay for her to have her first kiss, smiles and tells her daughter:
"No honey, you can't get pregnant from a kiss."
"Oh, okay." Says the girl and continues trying out the dresses. A few minutes later she turns to her again and asks:
"What about if he touches my butt?"
The mother is now a bit confused, but figures there's nothing to worry about since they're just kids.
"Hah, no darling, you won't get pregnant from that either."
"Oh, i see." With a confused look the girl returns to her party preparations.
After a couple of more minutes, the girl now turns sharply and asks:
"And what about if I touch his penis?"
The mother now taken by surprise can't find anything to say but "Ehh, n-no, y-you won't get pregnant either."
"How about anal?" The girl asks. "Will that work?"
The mother is now absolutely shocked and failing to find the right words, mumbles "W-what..l-look I.." But the girl interrupts her
"What if I gave him head? Or if he just ate me out for a little?"
Aghast, and ready to burst in tears, the mother strives to regain her composure.
"Look, honey, no, you most likely won't get pregnant by any of the means you've mentioned."
"Oh, ok, I see." Says the daughter and turn back to the mirror.
"Just tell me one thing." The mother asks with a slight fear in her voice. "W-were you planing to do all of that at the party?"
The little girl turns to her, laughs and says "No mommy, don't be ridiculous. I'm just trying to find out who the father is."
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