David was off to his first day of middle school. As he walked to the bus stop he had to pass a whore house. There sat an older lady in her 50's on the porch. As he passed, she say "hey little boy" and wiggled her pinky at him. Confused he continued walking to the bus. Later in the afternoon school let out, and he got back on the bus to go home. David hops off the bus and goes by the whore house again. Same old whore on the porch said "hey little boy", and wiggled her pinky at him. He stops and ask "why do you wiggle your pinky at me? " to which she replies, " that's how big I think your little pecker is. DESTROYED! He runs home crying to his mom and tells her the story. She had no idea what to do, so she tell him" David you're smart and I'm sure you will figure this out." So later that night David had a huge idea. So the next day comes and he's walking to the bus.m, and the same whore is out on the porch, she says "hey little boy" and wiggles her pinky. So David stops, and sticks a finger on each side of his mouth and spreads it open as wide as he could and says "good morning lady".
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