A linguistics professor says during a lecture that 'In English, a double negative forms a positive.
But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.'
But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.
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