He finds a stool next to a huge biker. Biker looks at the little man with a sideways glance then resumes his drinking. The leprechaun orders a beer and chugs it as soon as his gets it. Turns towards the biker and spits in his face. The biker is pissed says "the fuck is your problem". The leprechaun orders another drink, chugs and proceeds to spit in the bikers face again. The biker stands up this time and yells "do it again and I'll cut your dick off". The leprechaun calmly looks up at the towering figure of the biker. Turns and orders another drink. Watching him carefully with fury filled eyes the biker takes a huge glob of spit right between the eyes. He grabs the leprechaun by the neck and pulls a knife from behind his back. Says to the little man "I'm cutting it off you little prick". The leprechaun smiles and says "Sorry for you boy, but I don't have a dick". "How do you piss then" the biker asked confused. The leprechaun then spits in his face again.
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