... And tells him son, who is laying on the couch all day:"Son, I talked to one of my friends and I have managed to get you a job!" "But dad..." says his son "I don't want to work, it's way too hard.". His father respons:"That's the good thing about it! It's the easiest job ever: You will work as a security guard at the old cemetery. All you have to do is sit behind the gate and wait till 4 o'clock and you will also get a lot of money for it.". "Well..." says the son "... I will give it a try. But if I have to work hard or if somebody is treating me unfair compared to anybody else, I will quit." His father: "Don't worry, you don't even have a boss there or any coworkers and the cemetary is never visited by anybody. You can't go wrong with this job."
After a few days working at the cemetary, the son comes home and says to his father: "Dad, I quitted." His father is shocked and asked him why. "I got treated unfair there. I had to sit all day on my chair, while everybody else at the cemetary was laying."
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