A legal advisor was simply awakening from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was perched close by. His eyes rippled transparent said, "You're wonderful!" and after that he nodded off once more. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed close by.
A few minutes after the fact, his eyes vacillated transparent said, "You're charming!" Well, the wife was dissapointed in light of the fact that rather than "wonderful," it was "adorable." She asked, "What happened to 'lovely'?" His answer was "The medications are wearing off!"
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