Upon arriving in heaven the lawyer sees St. Peter at Heaven's Gate. The lawyer exclaims to St. Peter in a distressed tone, "I'm too young to be here!"
St. Peter glances at the lawyer and says, "According to your time slips, you should have been here 100 years ago."
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