A lawyer starts up a conversation with a man...

and asks him what he does for a living

"I castrate camels" the man replies

The lawyer is intrigued but weirded out. "How do you do it?" he asks

The man replies "Well, you grab 2 bricks, you put them in between the balls and wham!"

The lawyer looked back in shock "That must be painful!"

In which the man replies "Not if you move your thumbs out the way"

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